When you're young, she'll wake up early with you on Christmas morning to go see all the presents. When you're older, she's ...

From funny retirement one-liners to quotes you can use in toasts to celebrate leaving the workforce, the right words can make a retiree laugh. Start or end a retirement toast with one of these short ...

In celebration of April Fools Day, check out these quotes, inspirational messages, and funny sayings compiled from A-Z Quotes and Veeroes Quotes that will help surprised people crack a smile ...

Start with sending a nice message or tag them on Facebook. And later have a blast on Friendship Day 2015. - Friendship Day Messages 2015: 11 Funny & Witty Quotes to Wish Happy Friendship Day to ...

20 Witty Best Friend Quotes, Because Your 'Gram Is Brighter With Her On It. by Jasmine Vaughn-Hall. Aug. 30, 2018. Guille Faingold/Stocksy. If you can't act uncontrollably silly and natural with ...

By including witty or funny quotes at the end of an email, you can lighten the mood and show your coworkers your quirky side while remaining professional at the same time. 11.

Here are some witty quotes from the legend, courtesy Good Reads and Bookriot: 1. "That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her ...