Prematurely Canceled Kettle Corn could be another option, and as a fun riff you have to eat the bag in the first 28 days or Netflix might take it off shelves forever. Honestly, I could do this all ...

This box of microwave popcorn, which only comes with three bags, is marketed as "buttery kettle corn." It even has a kettle on the label that insinuates it's kettle-adjacent. But when I prepared ...