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Funny roses-are-red poems always have a twist, but here are five that stand out: Roses are red, coffee’s my brew; I haven’t slept, and neither have you.

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We’ve compiled the best ones right here for you. 20 funny and romantic ‘roses are red’ poems for Valentine’s Day. Roses are red, violets are blue, white wine costs less than a dinner for two.

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