You tell me. Be witty, funny, crazy, absurd or snarky---just try to keep it clean. There’s no limit on the number of entries.

HELEN VIVIAN, Cloverdale “I’m returning 2024. It was broken all year.” PAUL TINCKNELL, Healdsburg “The drone I ordered flew out as I opened the box. It could be in New Jersey by now.” ...

Phil had received a notification that a caption he had written for the New Yorker cartoon caption contest was accepted as a finalist and was among the three submitted captions to a blank cartoon ...

along with the caption: "HAVE NO WORDS RIGHT NOW EXCEPT ONE - WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO." Just days ahead of the contest, Jason's wife, Kylie Kelce, talked about the competition on the second episode of her ...

First place went to New Yorker Miles Mitchell, who won $50 while wearing a Willy Wonka costume. 1) the fact that the REAL timothee chalamet showed up at the timothee chalamet lookalike contest OR ...

In an eight-second TikTok video that now has over 85 million views, a 1-year-old declared that she would like to go to the ...